I am a shadowy rat, a crawling cockroach. I've never been in a relationship my entire life. Timid and insecure, my youth is nothing but one fantasy after another — imagining that someday someone who loves me would walk the streets with me, go shopping with me, hang out with me. But reality? I spent my parents' money on school, graduated and got a job, still searching for ideals, still searching for direction. Every time I see people joking about their happiness online, I want to cry. I envy all the beauty in life, yet I'm still looking for my own path. Every time I see posts like these, it wounds my soul. Please, give us peepers hiding under our blankets a way to survive. I really don't want to soak my pillowcase with tears in broad daylight.

I'm not good enough. Everyone around me is more capable than I am.

I have a clear picture of who I really am.

There's something I truly pursue deep inside.

I absolutely must keep climbing higher and becoming more impressive.

I couldn't care less what outsiders think of me.

Your partner hasn't replied for over 5 hours and claims they had the runs. What's your reaction?

In relationships, I often worry about being abandoned.

I swear to the heavens, I take every relationship seriously!

Your romantic partner is someone who respects elders, adores children, is gentle and kind, pure and upright, brave and righteous, eloquent and articulate, perceptive and observant, well-traveled and knowledgeable, scholarly and tireless in teaching, amiable and approachable, kindhearted and benevolent, proactive and ambitious, radiant and dashing, drop-dead gorgeous, and devastatingly beautiful. How would you react?

After getting together, your partner turns out to be extremely clingy. How do you feel?

I value personal space in any relationship.

Most people are good at heart.

You're walking down the street when an adorable little girl comes bouncing toward you (cute from the front, cute from the side, cute on any phone camera — genuinely, overwhelmingly cute). She hands you a lollipop. What's your reaction?

What are your hobbies?

Exams are coming up. School requires mandatory evening study hall, and skipping costs you points. But tonight you made plans to play PUBG (a thrilling game) with your crush. What do you do?

I like breaking conventions and hate being constrained.

I usually have goals when doing things.

One day it suddenly hits me: what real meaning does life have? In a way, humans are just like animals — driven by desires, controlled by hormones. Hungry? Eat. Sleepy? Sleep. Just a boring, lowly organism, fundamentally no different from cats and dogs.

I do things mainly to achieve results and grow, not to avoid trouble and risk.

You've been sitting on the toilet for 30 minutes due to constipation. Can't get it out and it's miserable. What's your move?

I make decisions quickly and don't like to hesitate.

This question has no question. Please pick blindly.

Someone says you have "strong execution." Which response is closest to your inner voice?

I usually make plans, ____

You made a bunch of online friends playing Identity V (a thrilling game) and they invite you to meet up in person. Your thoughts?

Your friend brings along their friend to hang out. Your most likely state is:

My approach to relationships is basically an electric fence — get too close and the alarm goes off.

I crave being close with people I trust — like long-lost relatives finally reunited.

Sometimes you clearly have a different or negative opinion about something, but you end up not saying it. Most of the time, the reason is:

I act like a different person depending on who I'm with.